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I may offend you

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Bloke walks into a pub and asks for a pint of anything except Stout.
Barman asks, "What's wrong with Stout?"
Bloke says, "I had 12 pints of Stout last night and when I came round I was fucking skint." Barman says, "12 pints of anything costs about the same." Bloke replies, "Skint's my dog."
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Wife says to husband "you only ever want sex when you're drunk".
Husband says "that's not true ... sometimes I want a kebab"
An Aussie and a Yank aid worker are helping out at the Japan nuclear disaster.
Yank says, "You from round here, buddy?"
"No," he replies, "New South Wales."
"What State's that in?" asks the Yank.
"Pretty much the same as this fuckin' place!”
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A man approaches a young woman in a shop. He says "I can't find my wife, can I talk to you for a few minutes?" The woman says "Sure, but do you have any idea where your wife is?"
"Not a clue," he says, "but whenever I talk to a woman with tits like yours, she appears out of nowhere!"
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My sexy Chinese neighbor told me she was desperate for a "roger".
It was only when I had my trousers round my ankles and my cock out,
that I realized she wanted to rent her spare room out!!
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A woman had been on the game for 4 years and was worried about the size of her fanny on her wedding night so she decided to tell her husband she caught it climbing over a fence. After an hour in bed with her he said "How far across the field were you before you realized it was caught?"
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#2
good lol
I m not a STRANGER,
AM just a Friend u haven't met!!
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A man approaches a young woman in a shop. He says "I can't find my wife, can I talk to you for a few minutes?" The woman says "Sure, but do you have any idea where your wife is?"
"Not a clue," he says, "but whenever I talk to a woman with tits like yours, she appears out of nowhere!"


this is not a joke its a fact lol
The ancient one.......


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#4
I'm not offended ... but then again: I'm the head honcho of the Red Light dept. here ... He
God@7thDay: "Jeez - I hate humans"

I'd rather have horse in my meatballs than some ass in my government! [Image: donkey.gif]

"Moe nie worrie nie, alles sal reg kom" (maar hy het nie geseg wanneer nie!)
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