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Aussie Humor
11-08-2010, 03:10 PM,
#1
Aussie Humor
A New Zealander, a sheep and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck. They found themselves stranded on an unhabited island.

After being there for awhile, they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun go down. One particular evening the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance.

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the Kiwi. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. The dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the Kiwi took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed, and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful the Kiwi had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her, and they slowly nursed her back to health.

When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to the evening ritual. It was another beautiful evening, red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance.

Pretty soon, the Kiwi started to get "those feelings" again. He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young woman cautiously and whispered in her ear....

"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"
God@7thDay: "Jeez - I hate humans"

I'd rather have horse in my meatballs than some ass in my government! [Image: donkey.gif]

"Moe nie worrie nie, alles sal reg kom" (maar hy het nie geseg wanneer nie!)
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11-08-2010, 06:53 PM,
#2
Aussie Humor
what kind of dog do you have Frank?
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Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.
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11-08-2010, 08:57 PM,
#3
Aussie Humor
I have a cat ...
God@7thDay: "Jeez - I hate humans"

I'd rather have horse in my meatballs than some ass in my government! [Image: donkey.gif]

"Moe nie worrie nie, alles sal reg kom" (maar hy het nie geseg wanneer nie!)
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11-08-2010, 09:39 PM,
#4
Aussie Humor
LMAO @ Frank...I bet you do...LMAO....
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Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.
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12-08-2010, 10:34 PM,
#5
Aussie Humor
good one frank lmao
I m not a STRANGER,
AM just a Friend u haven't met!!
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