The following warnings occurred:
Warning [2] Use of undefined constant replies - assumed 'replies' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) - Line: 1133 - File: inc/plugins/sideboxes.php PHP 7.4.24 (Linux)
File Line Function
/inc/plugins/sideboxes.php 1133 errorHandler->error
/inc/class_plugins.php 142 sideboxes_konu_func
/showthread.php 461 pluginSystem->run_hooks





Thread Informations
  • Author: Mojo
  • Views: 4971
  • Posts: 8
Thread Quality: % 8
Share:

People who read that Thread

Users browsing this thread: 2 Guest(s)

Enter Keywords

Forum Jump
Forum Jump:

Similar Thread's List
Irish Jokes go on fill yer boots
Author: bigbaldybloke
Posts: 62
Views: 40,673
24-10-2019 09:06 AM
Last Post: Brutally Frank
An old, blind cowboy
Author: JWselamat
Posts: 1
Views: 857
09-09-2011 07:17 PM
Last Post: Mojo
Ol' Cowboy
Author: bigbaldybloke
Posts: 0
Views: 773
03-07-2009 04:49 PM
Last Post: bigbaldybloke

Benim ek kutum
Benim sidebox kutu içeriğim

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
New Cowboy Boots
10-07-2013, 02:03 PM,
#1
New Cowboy Boots
An older couple, Ray and Bessie, live in Texas. Ray always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.

Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife: "notice anything different about me?"

Bessie looks him over, "nope."

Frustrated Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots.

Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?"

Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, what's different: It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.

Furious, Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!!!!!!"

To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat."
[Image: badmojo.jpg]


Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.
Benjamin Franklin
Reply
10-07-2013, 09:26 PM,
#2
RE: New Cowboy Boots
brilliant woman
The ancient one.......
Reply
11-07-2013, 01:30 PM,
#3
RE: New Cowboy Boots
lol good one
I m not a STRANGER,
AM just a Friend u haven't met!!
[Image: 2dl506a.jpg]

[Image: richmond-ub.jpg]

[Image: 23013.gif] [Image: 22986.gif]
Reply
12-07-2013, 07:51 AM,
#4
RE: New Cowboy Boots
That's about you, isn't it Ray ... uh ... I mean Mojo ... Angel
God@7thDay: "Jeez - I hate humans"

I'd rather have horse in my meatballs than some ass in my government! [Image: donkey.gif]

"Moe nie worrie nie, alles sal reg kom" (maar hy het nie geseg wanneer nie!)
Reply
12-07-2013, 09:08 AM,
#5
RE: New Cowboy Boots
Of course Not Frank....I always just push mine down into the boots.
[Image: badmojo.jpg]


Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.
Benjamin Franklin
Reply
14-07-2013, 10:09 PM,
#6
RE: New Cowboy Boots
push what down into your boots mojo hmmmmm lol
I m not a STRANGER,
AM just a Friend u haven't met!!
[Image: 2dl506a.jpg]

[Image: richmond-ub.jpg]

[Image: 23013.gif] [Image: 22986.gif]
Reply
19-07-2013, 02:50 AM,
#7
RE: New Cowboy Boots
(12-07-2013, 09:08 AM)Mojo Wrote: Of course Not Frank....I always just push mine down into the boots.

*rofl*

Everything's bigger in Texas? Big Grin
Reply
19-07-2013, 07:37 PM, (This post was last modified: 19-07-2013, 07:40 PM by Brutally Frank.)
#8
RE: New Cowboy Boots
Most be some pretty big boots then ... or one like this: http://img.tjskl.org.cn/nimg/21/48/6db37..._women.jpg
God@7thDay: "Jeez - I hate humans"

I'd rather have horse in my meatballs than some ass in my government! [Image: donkey.gif]

"Moe nie worrie nie, alles sal reg kom" (maar hy het nie geseg wanneer nie!)
Reply
19-07-2013, 09:51 PM,
#9
RE: New Cowboy Boots
Be careful Frank...don't make me pull it out of my boot and lasso you.
[Image: badmojo.jpg]


Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.
Benjamin Franklin
Reply


Possibly Related Threads…
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Irish Jokes go on fill yer boots bigbaldybloke 62 40,673 24-10-2019, 09:06 AM
Last Post: Brutally Frank
  An old, blind cowboy JWselamat 1 857 09-09-2011, 07:17 PM
Last Post: Mojo
  Ol' Cowboy bigbaldybloke 0 773 03-07-2009, 04:49 PM
Last Post: bigbaldybloke

Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:
Forum Jump:


Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)

Contact Us | Boorstar.com | Return to Top | | Lite (Archive) Mode | RSS Syndication